Saturday, February 03, 2007

It's been winter for a while now

"Damn, when did it snow?"
-Overheard outside of Centennial C

Beer pong: a new sport?

"Man, I so owned like five guys last night in beer pong, fuck yeah,"
-Overheard in Economics

Friday, January 26, 2007

We know the answer, what was the question?

"There's a joke about my class that there are only two answers for every question God and Sex, and this one my friends is about GOD! Next week we'll talk sex!"
-Overheard in the hallway of Satterfield

Thursday, January 18, 2007

A meaningful relationship

"I love my birth control."
— a girl a few steps behind me in Satterfield

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My turn offs include corny jokes

"I like long walks in the rain, puppies, and my turn offs are rude people!"
—An English professor who mistook himself as a comedian

I'm not 'Part of Your World'

"I have the Little Mermaid Soundtrack on my iPod, and FUCK YOU ALL, I listen to it!"
—A girl waiting in line at Jazzmans in the Student Center

Friday, December 15, 2006

How rumors get started

Overheard in creative writing as the first guy prepares to give an oral presentation...

Guy: "I have visual aids."
Guy2: "YOU HAVE AIDS?!"

This water isn't from the Cuyahoga River, is it?

"I just don't understand how a water fountain catches on fire. Water doesn't start fires, water prevents fires."
—Overheard near Cunningham Hall

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

We could have done without knowing, too

"I never knew my vagina could stretch so wide!"
— Overheard near Eastway

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A new grading system

"I wish grades could be smiley faces."

Overheard by the May 4 memorial.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Africa ain't got nothing on Kent State

"Darfur's pretty bad, but Rosie's is a close second."
— Disgruntled diner diva

Monday, November 27, 2006

It's for research's sake

"Where can you buy pot on campus? How easy is it to get?!..."
— A politics professor a little too interested in the drug scene on campus after mis-hearing the word "pop" for "pot" and going off on a big tangent

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Equally important, nonetheless...

Outside of Manchester:

Guy 1: Look, it's Jesus in the window.
Guy 2: That's Bob Marley.
Guy 1: Oh, well they look the same.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

We're not in Canada

Overheard at the parking meters outside of Centennial C:

Guy: This meter won't take my Canadian quarters!!

What else is there to do at a bar?

Overheard in the business building:

Girl: He just goes to the bar and fucking drinks beer..